Oct 12, 2009

'Sheed's Shenanigans

Rasheed Wallace, one of my all-time favorite characters, is getting an early start on the shenanigans this season. He claims that his new team, the Boston Celtics, will surpass the Chicago Bull's 72 regular season win record.

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Amusing story:

In my senior year at NC State, I had to do a poster presentation on a statistics-related project of my choice. I was into sports economics, so I developed a model to help basketball coaches decide how long to bench a player in foul trouble. (Shockingly, coaches around the country remain oblivious to the model's brilliance.) But the model was not the best thing about the project; the best thing was the poster. Instead of being some generic Powerpoint layout, the background was a photo of Rasheed Wallace with his mouth wide open and teeth glaring, hands extended with palms facing upward, leaning down so that he was flush in the grill of a referee. I admit it did not help with readability, but I maintain that I had the coolest poster at the event. Somehow, though, my poster did not win any awards. Honestly, I think the judge might have decided to skip my poster as soon as she laid eyes on it. I'm not bitter.

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