I was thinking if I could create the world's largest food, what would it be? The answer was obvious: pumpkin pie. I looked it up and was disappointed to find that the current record is held by another country -- South Africa. This is so upsetting to me that it might get added to my bucket list; I would just need a couple of these and a small army to help me dice them up. Maybe then I could add a line to my headstone:
Honorably reclaimed for his country the title of world's biggest pumpkin pie.
I like the sound of that.
