Not good enough

You'll never believe the [alleged] reasons I was just turned down from a job:

(1) not enough sports knowledge.
(2) don't write enough like a robot.

I wish I was joking.

StatSheet is the local start-up that turned me down. They automate sports journalism.

It seems like a great group of guys and I wish them the best of luck, though I don't think they'll need it.