Dec 20, 2011

Half-year in review

People are starting to do year-end wrap-ups. I wanted to join the party, but a year is too long for me to wrap-up my head around. It’s easier for me to think in seasons, and the best I could do was squeeze out the last two. So here is my half-year wrap-up.

Big or just memorable happenings, roughly chronologically:

  • Considered moving to NYC. Settled for a 5-day trip.
  • Grandma died. I think about her every day.
  • Watched, just barely dry-eyed, my sister get married.
  • Came close to dying in a wimpy hurricane. My car came closer.
  • Tried online dating. “Tried” is the key word, but not “tried” as in took up an interesting side hobby for a couple of months but “tried” as in devoted a ridiculous amount of mindspace to finding a serviceable ladyfriend before deciding / having it decided for me that this was going nowhere.
  • Fell in love. His name is Van. He made albums called Veedon Fleece and Astral Weeks.
  • Adopted Bethesda Park as my place-du-recreation. (Durham people: Leave it alone. It’s mine.)
  • 10 mile hike to an incestuous abandoned cabin in the mountains, including 37 creek crossings, 36 of which I crossed successfully.
  • Moderate to knees-weakeningly large crush on a girl I know almost nothing about. Stupid male.
  • Started listening to hit music radio. Am trying to figure out how to stop (1, 2).

Nerdy stuff:

  • 178,000 words written, or about 970 words per day, 920 of which sucked.
  • Used the word “vagina” on this blog at least 8 times.
  • 140 hours of exercise, or about 46 minutes per day.
  • Used exercise to justify excessive amount of Bojangles consumption.
  • Two huge outliers in the movement department: 25,000 steps one day (10 mile hike), and 38,000 steps another (about 17 miles; NYC).
  • 4,600 book pages (≈ 20 books) read over a span of 122 hours, or about 25 pages over 40 minutes per day.
  • Three books of particular note: David Lipsky’s Although Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself because it is the highest-rated book in my nerdy spreadsheet, Demetri Martin’s This Is A Book because it is the funniest book/thing I’ve ever consumed, and Rob Dunn’s The Wild Life of Our Bodies because you (yes, you) should read it.
  • I think I only saw one movie, and by movie I mean documentary. It was Werner Herzog’s The Cave of Forgotten Dreams, and it was Amazing (capital A deserved). I still want to see The Tree of Life.
  • Napped like a mug: 1.3 hours per day in the Summer and 1.75 hours per day in the Fall. (Total amount of sleep has not changed: 7.35 hours per day.)

Shout outs:

  • Best dog in the history of spotted furballs, 4.5 years running.
  • A pretty sweet house in a pretty sweet city (4.5 years running) in a pretty sweet state (11.5 years running) in a pretty sweet country in a not-very-sweet Universe (26.5 years running).
  • An employer that keeps me satisfactorily employed, 4.5 years running.
  • Family, friends, co-workers, and neighbors who would have my back if I should ever stop being satisfactorily employed or satisfactorily sane.
  • Family, friends, co-workers, and neighbors who are just generally awesome.

Looking forward to:

  • Life.
  • etc.